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Brookvale Union and X-Golf are serving up four months of Quality Nonsense. Take on the back nine at Coeur D’Alene, chase stroke and handicap honours, tackle rotating mini-game challenges and play for a share of $5,000 in prizes.
Quality Nonsense 9 runs nationally from 28 August to 31 December.
From 28 August to 30 September, WA gets an extra dose of nonsense, with $3,000 in WA-only prizes, bonus mini-game challenges and more ways to win.
In WA? Brookvale Union is taking over X-Golf + Hey Caddy Rockingham on Friday 28 August.
Explore the Rockingham Takeover →
Book enough simulator time at a participating X-Golf venue to complete your nine holes.
Sign in with your X-Green ID and select Quality Nonsense 9.
Take on the back nine at Coeur D’Alene GC, post your score and see where you land.
Stroke + Handicap event • X-Green ID required • Verified handicap required for the Handicap event
Every round counts. As players tee off at X-Golf and Hey Caddy Rockingham, scores land here as they’re posted. Filter below to see where you stack up.
| Rank | State | Total Points Tally |
|---|---|---|
| 1 | Tasmania | 2359 |
| 2 | Western Australia | 2181 |
| 4 | Northern Territory | 1813 |
| 3 | New South Wales | 1581 |
| 6 | Queensland | 1392 |
| 5 | South Australia | 1341 |
| 7 | Victoria | 1048 |
MORE THAN ONE WAY TO TAKE SOMETHING HOME.
Chase the leaderboard across the national tournament, with prizes for top stroke and handicap performers.
Fresh challenges and new ways to win throughout the tournament, giving players a reason to come back and play again.
Ace the designated Quality Nonsense par 3 and take the national HIO prize.
Available during WA’s supercharged opening month, including Brookvale Union prizes and extra mini-game opportunities.
Quality Nonsense 9 is a national nine-hole individual tournament played on the back nine at Coeur D’Alene GC, with Stroke and Handicap competitions, mini-game challenges and Brookvale Union prizes up for grabs.
The tournament runs from 28 August to 31 December 2026.
Quality Nonsense 9 is available at participating X-Golf venues nationally. Western Australian players also get access to additional prize opportunities during the WA promotional period.
WA gets a supercharged opening month, with $3,000 in WA-only prizes, additional mini-game opportunities and extra Brookvale Union prizes available during the WA promotional period.
No. You can enter the Stroke event without a handicap. A verified handicap is required to be eligible for the Handicap event.
Yes. You’ll need an X-Green ID to enter and record your round in Quality Nonsense 9.
Yes. Each entry gives you one tournament round, and there is no maximum number of rounds you can play during the tournament period.
There is a $5,000 total prize pool, including national Stroke and Handicap prizes, monthly mini-game prizes and a $1,500 Hole-in-One Bonus. Of the total prize pool, $3,000 is allocated to WA-only prizes.
There is a $1,500 Hole-in-One Bonus for the first eligible player to ace the designated Quality Nonsense par 3 during the tournament.
Quality Nonsense 9 is played on the back nine at Coeur D’Alene GC using the tournament settings.
Free entry August 28th to Sep 30th and then $5 entry from October 1st to December 31st 2026
Full eligibility, prize conditions and tournament terms will be available in the Quality Nonsense 9 Terms & Conditions.